-- Update of the Day 22/2/2011--
Updated
Salam,
This is just a quick update.. Since I don't have any twitter things... I just write it inside my blog hehehe...
While I was at the office, doing the reportings.......
Situation 1:
Was quite hungry and I saw one of my colleagues eating ONE NICE HOT CHINESE BUN (PAU PUTIH)
mazafirzie: wah.... pau!!! what's the filling??? Looks yummy...
my colleague: BABIIIIIIEEEEEEE...... (smiling & excited)
mazafirzie: erk! -.-' (lucky i just didn't steal his pau)
Situation 2:
Was rushing to the toilet.
my colleague: maz, where are you going?
mazafirzie: toilet want to berak
my colleague: oooo kat opiz baru sibuk nak berak kat rumah tanak berak.... so wasting company's time
mazafirzie: can save water at home, berak here can use company's water more
......After few seconds come back again from the toilet
my colleague: eh, so fast berak???
mazafirzie: no am taking my pad, today's my first day of menstruation
my colleague: EEEEUUUUUWWWWWWWWW (he's a guy btw...)
Situation 3:
While doing office tasks..., my Scottish manager asked us a Q:
Mr. manager: Listen guys, do you know what does collocation means?
(mind you, my manager always scold me for my weak command of English huh -.-' gimme time Mr. Manager, am still in learning process...)
Everyone: I DON'T KNOW
Mr. manager: Well.... collocation is bla bla bla (explaining what's collocation is) like for example; cooking in the kitchen, swimming in the sea... bla bla bla
[ I seriously have know idea what collocation is all about during pre and post explanation -.-']
While Mr. Manager was out making coffee....
Colleague 1:Hey BJ (referring to Colleague 2) ! I think BJ is a collocation
Colleague 2: No it's not....a collocation
Colleague 1: Yes it is... look on the internet la!
Colleague 2: Ok! what if BJ is not a collocation? You want to suck my d**k?
Colleague 1: See first la, am sure BJ IS a collocation
Colleague 2 searching whether BJ is a collocation or not
Colleague 2: SEE!!! BJ IS NOT A COLLOCATION. NOW WHO'S GONNA SUCK MY D**K?
mazafirzie: -.-'(still blurr and don't understand a single thing)
and it was about 1830 hrs, time to punch out... what a nice discussion to end the day... -.-'
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